The following article, 7 Bad Signs for Democrats: A Satirical Take on America’s Return to Normalcy, was first published on The Black Sphere.
Yes, the Democrats got shellacked in the last election. And while that’s a breath of fresh air, it’s hardly the only sign that the political winds are changing.
Let’s dive into some of the “bad omens” for the Left that even they can’t spin positively.
Sign #1: Target Brings Back “Merry Christmas”
Remember the days when retailers greeted us with “Happy Holidays” as if to tiptoe around the obvious? This year, Target’s shelves are shamelessly decked with signs that say “Merry Christmas.” Maybe it’s a minor detail, but it’s clear: in retail at least, the “woke Christmas” is out and tradition is back in style. Is this a Targeted pivot away from Leftist culture wars?
Sign #2: Barack Obama Goes Silent
In a true sign of the times, Barack Obama has gone radio silent. Apparently, he’s been avoiding the media since Election Day. Maybe he’s hiding out with fellow critics who seem to have slithered down into their usual rat holes. Could it be that they’re nursing bruises from the political ass-kicking of a lifetime? Or perhaps the Obamas joined all those celebrities who threatened to leave the country if Trump go re-elected?
Regardless, if Obama and his ilk are smart, they have assessed their real political power and figured out that they have none. It’s probably best that they sit things out for a while.
Sign #3: Democrats Lose Their “Poop Map” Mayor
London Breed like crapped her jeans as she lost to Levi Strauss heir Daniel Lurie. Breed, whose tenure began in 2017 brought sky-high crime and deteriorating quality of life so much so that one of America’s most iconic cities became known for its “poop maps”. These were given to tourist to guide them away from the rough areas of San Fran where vagrants were known to take a dump openly in the streets. The Chamber of Commerce should be beaming, as they can stop that BYO Poop Bag initiative planned for 2025. I’d wish Daniel Lurie luck, but the only direction for this city with London Breed gone is up.
Sign #4: Harris’s Campaign Debt Dilemma
Barack Obama once declared, “Elections have consequences.” And Kamala Harris is learning the hard way. With her $20 million debt and over $1.6 billion spent, she’s left looking like the Welfare Queen of campaigns. Perhaps the optics would be less tragic if she had something to show for it, other than a spectacular loss and a tab bigger than California’s state debt.
Sign #5: “Tampon Tim” Can’t Even Hold His Own District
Kamala’s running mate, Tim Walz, lost his own district to Trump. So much for the Democratic power couple; Tampon Tim couldn’t even hold his home turf. But hey, he still made a great addition to Harris’s sinking ship. Beta males don’t make good marketers to real men, for the record.
Sign #6: Jack Smith Backpedals on Prosecuting Trump
Jack Smith is backing off the Trump charges, citing “the technicality of prosecuting a sitting president.” Is he serious? If you believe that, I have a “winning strategy” from Kamala’s campaign to sell you. My bet? Jack’s future looks pretty dim. He’s seeing the writing on the wall and realizing no sunglasses are going to help with the glare from this MAGA hurricane.
Sign #7: Letitia James Doubles Down on the Crazy
In perhaps the boldest move, Letitia James has vowed to keep up her crusade against Trump, promising to pursue charges against the newly re-elected president. Trump’s attorney, Mike Davis, essentially told her to “FAFO, Tish!” If Letitia’s after some viral social media clout, she may have just overestimated her audience.
Trump’s Lawyer, Mike Davis, just dropped the truth to Letitia James, NY Attorney General.
Once again, she publicly admitted that she’s going to engage in lawfare – attacking Trump.
The woman is vicious. pic.twitter.com/UH7zxWcsRK— CR
(@CarmenInUSA) November 7, 2024
The Democrats will try to exact revenge on the “ReTrumplicans” for exposing their incompetence. But, it’s time they accepted reality. Instead of fighting it, maybe embracing the political sea change could make things a little less painful — for them, that is. As the kids say, embrace the suck, Democrats!
So there you have it — more signs than a Times Square billboard, and none of them bode well for our dear Leftist friends. And in the coming years, a strong Republican base may just make sure the new normal sticks.
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