The Weapon of Comedy – Weekend Recap 12-29-24

Are your chestnuts roasting on an open fire? Hopefully not, Fellas! I decided to cut a show for you on this amazing day. I hope you find enjoyment with it after celebrating with family, friends, or even by yourself. We can’t always be together, but know that there are people out there who love you, adore you. And you have touched people positively, most of whom you will never know. That’s who you are. That’s what Conservatism represents. Of course, celebrating Christmas as a Conservative means dealing with Leftist lunacy. You know the drill: Uncle Phil will call climate change “the real Grinch,” while Cousin Beth insists that Santa should be gender-neutral. It’s exhausting, but it’s also hilarious. Because deep down, we know they’re triggered by our joy. Nothing enrages a Leftist more than a happy Conservative. So this year, lean into it. Wear your ugliest Trump sweater. Hang mistletoe over your Ronald Reagan shrine. Bake cookies shaped like the border wall. And when Aunt Karen inevitably explodes, calmly remind her that the only thing more secure than Trump’s hair is his legacy. Christmas Cheer: MAGA Style Christmas is a time to laugh, to love, and yes, to troll the Left—but with holiday spirit, of course. Hand out gifts wrapped in red paper with gold trim and call it “Trump Tower chic.” Send everyone home with a MAGA ornament for their tree. And when the clock strikes midnight on New Year’s Eve, raise a toast to the next four years of winning. Because if there’s one thing we’ve learned, it’s this: no matter how much the Left tries to steal our joy, they can’t cancel Christmas. Or Trump. So deck the halls, my friends, and remember: every time a Leftist cries, a Conservative gets their wings. Final Thoughts Christmas isn’t just a holiday; it’s a celebration of everything the Left hates: tradition, family, faith, and unapologetic happiness. So this year, let’s make it unforgettable. Merry Christmas, America—and may your 2025 be filled with freedom, prosperity, and endless liberal tears.