The Moral High Ground Has New Occupants – Ep 25-042

Joe Biden has so many scandals from his administration, the biggest being that he was owned by China. It’s true—China had us by the egg rolls during the Biden administration. Joe Biden wasn’t the president; in reality he was Xi Jinping’s intern. You know it’s bad when you can’t even call it the Oval Office anymore—it’s the Panda Express. Remember those spy balloons. China flew them across the U.S. like they were sightseeing. I half-expected them to release Yelp reviews as they perused the countryside: “The Midwest—4 stars, lots of cornfields. Not enough TikTok users.” And TikTok! China’s greatest weapon. Forget nuclear missiles—why bomb us when they can just hypnotize us with teenagers doing the same dance moves? Biden’s over here banning straws while China’s stealing our data faster than Hunter can do a line of coke.