Democrats and the Doomsday that Didn’t Come

The big day. Reciprocal tariffs. Democrats called April 2nd “the sky is falling” day. They lined up their doomsday prophecies, had their economic Grim Reapers on standby, and even pre-wrote the obituaries for the stock market. And yet… here we are. Not a bloodbath. Not a recession. Not even a mild nosebleed. The Dow? Up. S&P? Up. Nasdaq? A slight wobble, but still standing tall.

Gold? Through the roof! If you’re sitting on gold, congratulations—you’re now richer than the average Biden family member (and you didn’t even have to peddle influence in Ukraine). And while gold soared, you know what dropped? Egg prices.

Turns out, when you stop artificially killing 100 million chickens, eggs get cheaper. Who knew? (Well, besides anyone with common sense.) Joe Biden’s chicken massacre was supposed to hurt Trump, but it turns out that backfired—badly. Now, eggs are $2 cheaper than when Trump took office, and suddenly, the media has gone silent. Funny, isn’t it? When eggs were expensive, it was a crisis. Now that prices are down under Trump, they’ve got nothing to say.