Clean Energy Virtue-Signaling – Ep 25-176

Spain and Portugal ditched “dirty” energy for virtue-fueled green dreams—now they’re getting candlelit dinners from the climate gods. Turns out you can’t solar-power hypocrisy forever.

So Spain and Portugal finally did it. They kicked oil and coal to the curb like a toxic ex and ran off into the arms of windmills and solar panels, whispering sweet nothings about sustainability and carbon footprints.

And now? They’re sitting in the dark. Romantic, right?

It’s like watching two vegans get iron deficiency together. But hey, at least the vibes are clean. The power? Not so much.

They told us, “We’re going green!” And the planet replied, “Cool. Have fun freezing.”
Because here’s the dirty little secret about “clean” energy: it’s not that clean. It’s just the dirt got exported. Out of sight, out of mind. Most of these countries are like that one guy at the gym who posts #fitnessgoals but eats Cheetos in bed at midnight. Looks green on Instagram, but the guts are still powered by diesel.