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Big Tish and the Monuments of Mediocrity

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The following article, Big Tish and the Monuments of Mediocrity, was first published on The Black Sphere.

Some of you asked my opinion of the 12-foot-tall statue of the overweight Black woman placed prominently in New York City. Well, here you go.

I call it Big Tish in honor of the soon-to-be former AG of the city and future inmate at Rikers, Letitia James. Hey, at least the statue’s already in New York—saves on shipping.

My initial reaction upon learning of this statue was, “Holy Mother of Aunt Jemima!” I half-expected to see a stack of bronzed pancakes get rolled out afterwards.

This hunk of metal showcases Leftism at its finest. And who better to honor the worst citizens of America: big Black Leftist women.

How do I know the statue is about Leftist Black women? Because conservative Black women don’t need statues.

Conservative Black women are confident about themselves and prefer to be measured on merit, not mocked as false idols made of bronze and bad decisions.

Big Tish represents an anachronism—a relic of Leftism that worked a decade ago.

That time has passed, as MAGA replaced it. Rolling out this two-ton lift version of “blackness” represents virtue signaling by Leftists. Why Black women? Why not a big Latina? Or how about a statue of Stacey Abrams riding a donkey with Fani Willis holding the reins? Call it The Charge of the Woke Brigade.

What is this statue supposed to represent? All women? Black Women Matter versus All Women Matter? I swear, if it’s supposed to symbolize empowerment, then so did the Hindenburg.

Do we live in a time and place where Black women are marginalized? Beaten on the streets? Must they wear garments to cover themselves and be subjected to stoning? Or is this America, where women of all colors can be whatever they want to be—even a 12-foot eyesore in the middle of New York City.

Black Leftist women are their own worst enemies.

They have little respect for themselves, which is why they act a fool publicly and privately. No serious male will have them, thus they choose weak men; and I use the term “men” loosely.

Leftist Black women will sleep with whatever hard up slimeball is willing to pay a cell phone bill or fix her car now and then. Worse, she will mistake these gestures as “love”, and thus she will produce a child with such vermin. Call it Planned Misparenthood.

The offspring of Black Leftist women fill the jails. Sadly, their children commit crimes on the mothers and daughters whose skin matches their own. And if you speak on this issue, it is Black Leftist women who will defend their miscreants with all the fervor of a mama bear.

These women are so insecure they will allow anything to feed their insecurities. That’s why they love Democrats and big government. They hunger to feel better about themselves, while doing little to improve themselves or give their children a leg up. And this is why they are dangerous.

It’s safer for a Christian to befriend with a radical Muslim jihadist than a Black Leftist woman.

Would the Women’s Movement dare roll out a statue of Riley Gaines, a young woman who actually represents women in the struggle?

It would never be made. When is the last time a statue was made of a white woman?

In today’s woke society, when they considered putting anybody but a president on currency they picked a Black woman. I guess that wasn’t enough, since Democrats decided to go to a digital currency shortly thereafter. All it took to make that move was to honor a real Black woman.

Interestingly, Big Tish will be featured in NYC through June. Laughable, because it figures that Leftists trot out their Black symbols for a limited time, then put them back in the archives until they need to stir something up. This reminds me of the Democrats’ playbook of mobilizing in the Black community around election time.

Meanwhile, in the real world, Black Leftist women will return to their desperate single lives–menial jobs and raising multiple children by different baby daddies. But at least they will have the memory of their statue.

Maybe one day they will place that statue next to one of Leftist America’s other Black heroes: George Floyd. Heck, throw Alvin Bragg, Fani Willis, and Michelle Obama in there for good measure. Make it a matching set of American haters and call it The Mount Rushmore of Malignance.

At the very least, give the statue a name; a person the object honors and one fitting of what it represents. As I stated earlier, I vote for “Big Tish”.

Then let’s construct statues to MS-13 gang leaders, election cheats, the Obama and Biden Era DOJ, and the many other Leftists heroes.

Perhaps we can place these statues all in one place and call it Wokelahoma—a theme park for the perpetually offended, complete with a ride called The Grievance-Go-Round. It’s a ride that never stops, and you always end up right where you started.

It’s time we recognize these monuments for what they really are: tributes to mediocrity. Big, brash, and utterly meaningless. Just like the women they represent, and especially Big Tish.

 

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