The following article, Biden’s Desperation Tour: Democrats’ Worst Nightmare, was first published on The Black Sphere.
Biden won’t go away… and neither will his need for cash. Don’t be surprised to see many Bidens selling things at pawn shops or trying to get pay day loans.
At a time when Democrats desperately need a facelift, they’re stuck with a president who looks like he’s the poster child for a geriatric home. The party faithful are practically begging for a mercy exit. “Joe, please just GO!”
However, that feisty octogenarian is keeping himself in the news—some say to head off the inevitable bad press avalanche that’s barreling his way.
Trump is poised to drop recordings of Joe that might make Hunter’s laptop look like a minor footnote. His former lackeys are penning tell-all memoirs, promising to reveal the true extent of Biden’s cognitive black hole.
Joey Demento is hanging around too long, reminiscent of a punch-drunk boxer staggering around the ring long after the bell has rung—clueless and swinging at shadows. And Democrats have taken note, and they are done with him. They’ve finally had their fill of the human snooze button.
Politico wrote an article, “It’s Time for Joe Biden To Go Away”.
In a wide-ranging interview on “The View” with former First Lady Jill Biden on Thursday, Biden owned up to his role in Donald Trump’s return to power even as he defended his decision to stay in the race as long as he did last year. But if he was expecting a warm reception, he’s not getting it. Many in his party are desperate to turn the page on Biden’s presidency, craving new leaders and fresh faces as Democrats look to find a way out of the political wilderness.
The panic is setting in, and for good reason. Biden’s got no juice left. He’s a used-up marionette whose strings are frayed and tangled. The façade of power is crumbling, and the desperation is almost palpable. Think about it: the entire Biden clan has been riding shotgun on the Big Guy’s coattails for decades. Influence peddling was the family business. But influence only matters if you still have some. Biden’s empty pockets are a symptom of his greater problem—he’s politically bankrupt.
Nobody’s paying $250,000 for him to slump in a chair on some think tank panel, nodding off between half-mumbled anecdotes about Scranton and Corn Pop. Biden can impact nothing. No more USAID money to fling around to his allies. No more foreign checks funneled to Hunter’s shell companies. And, worst of all, the Chinese ATM seems to be out of order.
The article continues,
“It’s time for Joe Biden to go away with all due respect and let the next generation of Democrats take the mantle,” said Democratic strategist Chuck Rocha. “Every time he appears on a show or says something, it’s just another week or a month that we have to defend him and remind everybody that we got beat by Donald Trump, again.”
“For those of us trying to rebuild the brand, it does no good when you’re constantly reminded about the old brand that won’t go away,” Rocha said, adding that the only good thing about the interview is that it was quickly overtaken by news of the selection of a new pope.
The View and BBC: A Tale of Two Trainwrecks
You know things are bleak when Biden ends up on The View and the BBC within the same week. It’s like watching a stand-up comic bombing in two time zones at once.
On The View, Biden was lobbed softballs so easy, even a Little Leaguer would smash them. But Biden still managed to fumble. The panel’s collective fawning couldn’t mask the awkwardness.
And while Joy Behar practically flashed pom-poms, trying to cheerlead his sentences into coherence. You could see the desperation in their eyes—like handlers at a retirement home talent show, just hoping Grandpa remembers the words to Danny Boy.
Then there was the BBC appearance—a clinic in elder abuse masquerading as an interview. The Brits were polite enough not to call out the obvious, but you could almost hear them muttering “good heavens” under their breath. Biden rambled through platitudes with the conviction of a man reading IKEA instructions. If his goal was to reassure the international community, he accomplished the opposite. The only thing Biden reassured anyone of is that America currently has a cardboard cutout where a president should be.
A Hillbilly Lotto Winner
What do you do when you’ve got to fund your entire family, and the money train’s been derailed? Biden’s cash flow is drying up faster than his approval ratings. The Chinese can’t bail him out with fat money transfers, and you know Trump’s got the banks doge-ing his accounts. It’s poetic justice.
Biden is like a hillbilly lotto winner: flashy cars, gaudy houses, and a spending habit that would make MC Hammer blush. And just like those lotto winners, he’s destined to be broke in a few years.
Of course, it won’t matter to him—cognitive decline has its perks. But Dr. Jill? She’ll be dusting off her online dating profile. Right now is as good as it gets for her, at least under the current husband. Give it a few years, and she’ll be putting ‘widow’ in the status bar and booking cruises with the remnants from one of the Biden LLC accounts.
The Democrats’ Real Problem
Biden’s desperation is more than a personal catastrophe; it’s a political nightmare for Democrats. They’ve suffered mightily because of him. He was supposed to be the placeholder, the empty suit that anyone could control. Instead, he’s become the face of their failures: inflation, Afghanistan, Ukraine, and an economy that looks like it’s been in a bar fight. The party knows he’s a boat anchor, but nobody’s got the guts to throw him overboard.
The problem with rigging the system is that sometimes the puppet strings get tangled. Now, the Democrats are stuck with a candidate they don’t want, but they can’t shake. And Biden? He’s out there auditioning for his next gig because he knows his political career is on life support. The irony is thick: the man who made millions off political influence is now scrambling to find relevance and cash.
The desperation tour is just beginning. Democrats are bracing for impact, and Biden is too busy trying to sell his greatest hits to notice. For a guy who once boasted about being the ‘most experienced politician in history,’ he sure looks like someone who should’ve retired a long time ago. But hey, if Dr. Jill’s ready for the next phase, maybe we should be too.
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