The following article, Biden’s Brain Bloopers: The Audio Tapes the White House Desperately Hid (Until Now), was first published on The Black Sphere.
The Cover-Up That Couldn’t Stay Covered
In what might go down as one of the most hilariously tragic political reveals since “I am not a crook”, former President Donald Trump is gearing up to unleash audio proof of Joe Biden’s… let’s call it cognitive flexibility.
The bombshell? The long-suppressed recording of Biden’s 2023 interview with then-Special Counsel Robert Hur—the one the Biden administration fought tooth and nail to keep under wraps until after the election.
According to Politico’s Dasha Burns, multiple Republicans were briefed on the impending release, which is reportedly tied to fulfilling pesky Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) requests. You know, those annoying laws that exist to ensure transparency—unless you’re a Democrat in damage-control mode.
Why Was This Audio Locked in a Biden-Proof Safe?
Simple: because it’s bad. Like, “forgot what year his son died” bad.
The interview, which revolved around Biden’s allegedly illegal possession of classified documents (oops), was rumored to be a masterclass in senior moments. At one point, Biden reportedly blanked on the year his son Beau passed away—a detail so painfully awkward that even the most loyal White House staffers probably winced.
When this little nugget leaked, Team Biden scrambled harder than a Sunday morning diner cook. Their spin? “Hur was out of line for even asking!” Except—plot twist—the transcript revealed it was Biden who randomly steered the conversation into Saddest Trivia Hour territory.
The Special Counsel Who Dared Tell the Truth
Robert Hur, the man tasked with investigating Biden’s document debacle, later testified before Congress that the president exhibited “significant memory lapses” during their chat. Cue the Democratic meltdown.
Instead of releasing the audio to prove Hur wrong (you know, like innocent people do), the Biden administration did what any self-respecting political machine would: they stonewalled, suppressed, and hoped America would forget. Which, ironically, is something Biden might’ve done himself.
Trump’s Transparency Flex
Meanwhile, the Trump administration—love him or loathe him—is about to drop this audio like a diss track, proving once again that when it comes to “sunlight being the best disinfectant,” Republicans are weirdly better at following through.
Democrats spent months insisting Biden was sharp as a tack, all while hiding the one piece of evidence that could’ve settled the debate. Now, the truth’s coming out—and it’s got “Elderly Man Yells at Cloud” energy written all over it.
The Irony Is Thicker Than Biden’s Nostalgia
The real kicker? The same party that spent years screeching about “democratic norms” and “accountability” just pulled off one of the most blatant pre-election cover-ups in recent memory. And they almost got away with it—if not for those meddling FOIA requests.
So what’s next? If the audio is half as damning as rumors suggest, we’re looking at a Weekend at Bernie’s sequel nobody asked for—except maybe Trump, who’s probably already meme-scripting his next Truth Social post.
Final Thought: Democracy Dies in… Silence?
The Biden administration’s refusal to release this audio wasn’t just shady—it was an admission of guilt. If the president was truly “vigorous and alert” (their words, not ours), they’d have aired the tape proudly. Instead, they bet on America’s short attention span.
Joke’s on them. Because now? The whole country’s about to press play.
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