The following article, The Revolution Will Be Trumpvised: How One Man’s Wins Are Saving Even the Losers, was first published on The Black Sphere.
The Greatest Revolution: Round Two
On the heels of Independence Day, it’s fitting to declare what many of us know deep down: We are living through the greatest revolution since 1776. And it doesn’t involve muskets, powdered wigs, or lanterns in steeples. No, this one comes with memes, mugshots, tariffs, and a reality TV star who refuses to lose.
I saw this meme: “The Earth is 4.5 billion years old, and you get to be alive during the Trump presidency.”
That’s not just a clever quip—it’s spiritual. You were chosen. The same way Washington was chosen to cross the Delaware, Trump was chosen to cross the Rubicon—and he dragged us with him, willingly or not.
And we’re winning.
A Revolution Unlike Any Other
This isn’t just a political movement. It’s a spiritual exorcism with red, white, and blue holy water. We fight not just an ideological war but a war of technologies, institutions, and narratives. A war no Founding Father could’ve predicted, but one they anticipated in spirit.
The Declaration of Independence didn’t give us freedom. It confirmed what was already ours. Same with Trump. His presidency doesn’t give America its greatness—it unlocks what the Left worked tirelessly to suppress: common sense, courage, and the freedom to speak truth to power.
We won in 2016. We survived the coup of 2020. And if 2024 delivers what it promises, we’ll have put a nail in the coffin of Leftism—not just for this cycle, but for a generation.
They Hate the Wins Because They Hate the Man
Here’s the weirdest part of this whole ride: the more Trump wins, the angrier the Left gets. Try this social experiment. Tell a Democrat that inflation is down, crime is being crushed, and peace is breaking out in places you can’t spell without Google Translate—and watch their face contort like they just bit into a lemon-flavored Tide pod.
Good news should be universally celebrated. But not with these clowns. Under Obama, we got lectures, not results. Under Biden, we got hallucinations and economic gaslighting. Under Trump, we get wins. Real wins.
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Criminals off the street. The Left cries racism.
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Energy independence. They cry climate doom.
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Peace in Africa and the Middle East. They cry, “But his tweets!”
It’s a pathology. Like watching someone boo their own team because they hate the quarterback’s haircut.
Conservatives Win, Everyone Eats
Trump doesn’t just win. He wins for everyone. Even the whiny TikTok therapists in Brooklyn benefit from stable supply chains and an economy that isn’t built on printing Monopoly money.
Here’s the core truth:
When conservatives win, everyone benefits.
When Leftists win, people die—or worse, they live under bureaucratic tyranny in a world run by people with no kids, no faith, and no actual jobs.
Remember COVID? That was their utopia. Masked toddlers, closed churches, Karens snitching like KGB informants over Thanksgiving dinners. The kind of society only Rachel Maddow could love.
That wasn’t governance. That was a dress rehearsal for totalitarian cosplay.
But we woke up. I repeat: tariffs, they work. Border policies? Working. Jobs report? Surprise! Better than expected (again).
60 Minutes? Paying out millions for lying. Federal judges? Checked by SCOTUS.
Trump? Still standing. Still swinging.
The “Experts” Are Wrong. Again. Still. Forever.
You’d think at some point, the “experts” would just stop showing up to the fight with their shoes on the wrong feet. These are the same folks who:
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Called Trump’s economy a bubble—until they popped it.
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Predicted WWIII over Jerusalem—then watched the Abraham Accords roll out.
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Laughed at tariffs—while factories returned home.
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Said the stock market would collapse—then watched it skyrocket.
Now some say inflation will rise in the second half of the year. I want this on record: I predict the exact opposite. And I’m willing to bet my stimulus check on it.
These “experts” are like a psychic who can’t guess your zodiac sign even after seeing your driver’s license. Every single time Trump defies their predictions, Leftists cling to their experts like a Roomba in a round room—always spinning, never cleaning up the mess.
It’s Not About Victory—It’s About Liberation
Let’s make something clear. This isn’t about rubbing it in. It’s not a touchdown dance. Politics shouldn’t be about winners and losers in the zero-sum sense.
The goal isn’t to make Democrats feel like failures. The goal is to make them feel like citizens again—if they can set their egos down long enough to enjoy the ride.
Like a good relationship, politics should be about mutual understanding. You may lose the argument, but you gain perspective. Unless you’re a Leftist, in which case you lose the argument and then set a police precinct on fire.
Trump’s winning streak isn’t two weeks long. It’s nine years deep. From the moment he descended that escalator to the moment the Supreme Court confirmed presidents have immunity from bad-faith prosecutions, the guy has been crucifying the Left—and in doing so, resurrecting America.
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