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KJP Explains How Media Magicians Made Biden’s Brain Fade Disappear

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Karine Jean-Pierre, former White House press secretary, stepped into the spotlight not to dazzle, but to fess up.

In a congressional testimony that’s got more plot twists than a bad sequel to The Prestige, KJP drops the mic on the “cheap fakes” narrative, confessing it wasn’t some White House brainstorm but a hand-me-down lie from the media circus. “It was something we did not coin,” she says, her voice steady as a Jenga tower in an earthquake, “the media coined it. They did the legwork, so we essentially elevated what the media was saying.” 

Folks, if that’s not the punchline to the joke we’ve all been living for four years, I don’t know what is. The deepest fake wasn’t some AI deepfake; it was the entire Biden administration, propped up by journalists playing Houdini with high-definition video.

Let’s rewind the tape—because apparently, that’s what it takes to make Democrats face reality—back to June 2024, when the world first heard the term “cheap fakes” tossed around like confetti at a funeral for facts.

There was President Biden at the G7 summit, wandering off like a kid chasing the ice cream truck, only for Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni to lasso him back with a gentle arm tug.

Cut to the White House lawn, where Joe freezes mid-sentence, staring into the void as if decoding ancient hieroglyphs on a teleprompter from Atlantis. These weren’t scripted skits from Saturday Night Live; they were raw footage, captured by cameras that don’t discriminate between a blooper reel and a national security briefing. But oh no, cried the chorus of cable news anchors and Blue Check echo chamber dwellers: These are “cheap fakes!” Manipulated! Misleading! Zoomed-in gotchas designed to undermine democracy itself!  As detailed in this New York Post analysis of the media’s role.

Never mind that “cheap fake” just meant “we edited the video by slowing it down or cropping it—techniques as old as VHS tapes.” It was the perfect gaslight: Accuse the truth-tellers of fakery while peddling the fakest presidency since Millard Fillmore’s mustache was rumored to be glued on.

KJP’s testimony was delivered under the harsh fluorescents of the House Oversight Committee on October 31, 2025.

Just in time for All Hallows’ Eve, KJP reminded that nothing says “trick or treat” like treating America to a horror show of hypocrisy.

Grilled by Republicans who finally have subpoena power, KJP admits the White House didn’t invent the spin; they just franchised it. The media did the heavy lifting.

CNN’s Brian Stelter penned odes to the dangers of these so-called distortions, warning they could sway the 2024 election like a bad pollster’s fever dream.

Meanwhile, outlets from The Washington Post to MSNBC ran interference, labeling any clip of Biden’s blank stares as “deceptively edited” without so much as a fact-checker’s pinky toe dipped in verification waters. Gateway Pundit’s breakdown of the admission hits the nail: The reality? Many of those “fakes” were unedited gems, like the Juneteenth concert footage where Biden chats up a ghost while the crowd mills about like extras in a zombie flick.

But here’s where the comedy curdles into something sharper, like swallowing a lemon wrapped in barbed wire: KJP, under oath, couldn’t recall a single specific video. Not one. Zip. Nada.

When pressed on whether she’d ever verified if these clips were altered—y’know, basic journalism 101, or press secretary 201—she hemmed and hawed like a politician dodging a polygraph. 

Imagine the gall: The woman whose job it was to beam-feed the nation nightly doses of “Biden’s sharp as a tack” now plays amnesia like it’s an Olympic sport.

It’s as if the guy who sold you a timeshare in Atlantis suddenly claims he can’t remember the ocean’s address. And let’s not gloss over the irony here—deep fakes, she was asked about those too, in a nod to the AI boogeyman that’s got Silicon Valley sweating more than a vegan at a barbecue. But if anyone’s an expert on deep fakes, it’s KJP, who spent years fronting for the deepest fake of them all: A commander-in-chief who mistook his vice president for the ghost of FDR and thought “malarkey” was a foreign policy doctrine.

To appreciate the full farce, we need to zoom out—not cheaply, but historically, like historians do when they’re not busy whitewashing the past. Joe Biden’s dance with dementia didn’t debut in 2021; it was auditioning since the 1988 plagiarism scandal that tanked his first presidential run. Remember the whispers? The gaffes that made him sound like a malfunctioning Etch A Sketch? Fast-forward to 2020, when the DNC engineered a primary so sanitized it made Lysol blush, crowning Biden as the safe bet against the orange bogeyman. Polls from that era—take Gallup’s 2020 tracking, which showed 56% of Americans doubting Biden’s mental fitness even then—were dismissed as Russian disinformation or MAGA fever dreams. 

By inauguration, the cover-up was in full swing.

Teleprompters thicker than a phone book, Jill Biden playing human GPS at every event, and a press corps so embedded they might as well have been issued White House pajamas.

From a conservative lens—and let’s be clear, this isn’t some fringe fever swamp; it’s the clear-eyed view that’s been vindicated by time—the Biden era wasn’t governance; it was a four-year magic lantern show, projecting competence onto a canvas of chaos. We conservatives have been howling about this since Day One, armed not with conspiracy theories but cold, hard data. Consider the Special Counsel Robert Hur’s February 2024 report, which described Biden as an “elderly man with a poor memory” unfit to stand trial over classified docs—yet the same DOJ that penned it let him skate. Or the ABC News/Washington Post poll from March 2024, where 59% of voters fretted over Biden’s age and acuity, a number that ballooned to 73% post-debate debacle. 

Trump, for all his bombast, never needed a human shield; he debated like a prizefighter, not a puppet on strings.

The hypocrisy? Democrats spent years impeaching Trump over phone calls to Ukraine while their own leader couldn’t remember if he was in the White House or a Delaware basement bunker. It’s the kind of double standard that makes you wonder if their moral compass was manufactured in a factory that only produces left turns.

And speaking of turncoats, enter KJP’s post-White House glow-up—or should I say, her great Democratic divorce? In June 2025, as the dust settled on Trump’s triumphant return, she announced she’d bolted the party she’d served for two decades, rebranding as an “independent” faster than a chameleon on caffeine. Why? Her memoir Independent, dropped like a truth bomb in October, spills the beans: The Democrats’ “horrible treatment” of Biden, the infighting that made Game of Thrones look like a knitting circle, and a blue tent so tattered it couldn’t shelter a goldfish. 

She paints a picture of party elites knifing their own guy in the back after the June 27, 2024, debate exposed the emperor’s birthday suit. “The bias, the disloyalty,” she laments in interviews, as if she’s just discovered that the emperor’s new clothes were made in the same sweatshop as the emperor himself. 

It’s a delicious irony: The woman who amplified “cheap fakes” to shield Biden now writes a tell-all that cheapens the entire Democratic brand.

Did she report a single truthful syllable during her tenure? Short answer: About as many as Biden’s unscripted sentences—very little, if any.

But wait, there’s more to this exodus than sour grapes. KJP’s pivot screams endorsement for the man she once demonized: Donald J. Trump, the disruptor who exposed the whole rotten apparatus. In her book, she doesn’t just throw shade; she hurls the entire bus under which the Democrats lie squirming. The infighting? Picture a family reunion where Uncle Joe shows up with adult diapers and everyone pretends he’s leading the prayer. The bias? A media machine so tilted it makes Pisa look plumb. And the disloyalty? The same crew that screamed “insurrection” over a peaceful protest now mutters about “party unity” while plotting palace coups. 

Conservatives have long argued the two-party system is a duopoly rigged for insiders, but hearing it from a Biden insider? That’s not vindication; that’s the universe’s way of handing us a participation trophy made of pure, unadulterated schadenfreude.

Now, let’s data-dump this delusion for the skeptics still clinging to their CNN mugs.

Post-2024 election exit polls from Edison Research showed 68% of voters cited “economy and inflation” as top issues, but a whopping 52% flagged “leadership and competence”—code for “Who the hell was running the country, because it wasn’t Joe.” The debate viewership? 51 million tuned in to watch Biden’s word salad wilt under Trump’s grill, a ratings bonanza that proved the emperor’s jig was up. And don’t get me started on the stock market’s Trump bump: Dow hit 45,000 by January 2025, up 15% from Biden’s farewell fugue. 

These aren’t cherry-picked cherries; they’re the orchard conservatives have been tilling while the left pruned the truth into bonsai trees.

So where does this leave us, in the aftermath of KJP’s confessional confetti?

Not just laughing at the lunacy, but pondering the profound: What if the real deep fake was the faith we once placed in institutions that peddle illusions as policy? Trump’s America—boisterous, unfiltered, occasionally chaotic—never promised perfection, just authenticity. Biden’s? A velvet rope around a void, guarded by spin doctors and stenographers masquerading as journalists. KJP’s testimony isn’t the end of the show; it’s the encore where the magician admits the tricks, the audience demands refunds, and the rabbit hops offstage to vote Republican. In a world of deepening divides, her words remind us: The sharpest satire isn’t invented; it’s exhumed from the graves of good intentions gone gaga. And if that’s not a punchline with purpose—bending you double while straightening your spine—then call me Joe Biden and hand me the nuclear codes.(Word count: 1,728)D. SEO Keywords: Embedded naturally throughout for optimization on searches like Karine Jean-Pierre testimony, cheap fakes Biden mental decline, KJP leaves Democratic Party, Biden administration cover-up, Trump 2024 vindication, House Oversight Committee hearing November 2025.

 

 

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