Trump Takes Out Tim Walz – Ep 26-007

As It Turns Out, President Trump Took Out Maduro – And Perhaps a Somali Warlord in Minnesota

Yeah, that’s right – Trump bags the big bad Venezuelan dictator Nicolás Maduro in a ballsy midnight raid on January 3, 2026, hauls him and his wife straight to New York for those long-overdue narco-terrorism charges. Blindfolded, handcuffed, perp-walked like a common cartel thug. Trump watches the whole thing live from Mar-a-Lago, probably with a Diet Coke in hand, grinning ear to ear. Victory lap complete.

And just two days later? Boom – Tim Walz, Minnesota’s own homegrown warlord presiding over a fraud empire that makes Maduro’s schemes look like pocket change, suddenly “decides” he’s not running for reelection. Coincidence? Please. The guy’s staring down a tidal wave of investigations into billions vanished from child nutrition, autism programs, housing, and those ghostly childcare centers. Walz bails faster than a rat off a sinking ship, citing he can’t “fully commit” – translation: the feds are closing in, and an indictment would make campaigning awkward.

This isn’t oversight failure; it’s a full-blown Somali-linked grift network thriving under Walz’s watch. Feeding Our Future alone: $250+ million stolen, dozens convicted, mostly Somali defendants turning relief funds into luxury cars and wire transfers. Then the childcare explosion – empty buildings raking in millions, viral videos exposing the scam, feds freezing funds and surging agents into Minneapolis. And who’s in the mix? Keith Ellison, the AG who allegedly had to personally sign off on fraud probes – talk about a bottleneck designed for bottlenecks. Ilhan Omar, queen of the district where it all went down, with fraudsters mysteriously donating to her campaigns. Ties? Mountains of circumstantial smoke, and where there’s smoke, indictments are usually cooking.

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