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Did the Chinese Give Biden a Warning Shot to the Jaw?

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The following article, Did the Chinese Give Biden a Warning Shot to the Jaw?, was first published on The Black Sphere.

I watched Biden’s press conference on the New Orleans terror attack, and I couldn’t help but notice the way he talked.

Hours later, James Rosen commented about it.

Joe Biden’s vacation injuries are like his policies—mysterious, unexplained, and almost certainly self-inflicted. But for the conspiracy theorists out there, let’s indulge some alternative scenarios:

Was this a case of spousal abuse? Did Jill finally get fed up with Joe not preceding her name with “Doctor”? Or perhaps the Chinese sent a subtle reminder about the Big Guy’s cut, and did a Tonya Harding on his knees? Regardless of the cause, Biden returned to the White House sporting a limp and a fat jaw that looks like a bitch-clap from Corn Pop.

Oddly enough, the media hasn’t been all that curious about what actually happened. Sure, they’ll dig into a GOP senator’s parking tickets from 1983, but when the President of the United States shows up looking like he lost a bar fight, they shrug it off. CNN offered nothing but a quick mention, while MSNBC didn’t even bother. Maybe the White House press corps didn’t want to interrupt their daily latte runs. Or perhaps they’re afraid that asking too many questions might get them demoted to Kamala duty—spending hours deciphering word salads about “the passage of time.”

This isn’t the first time Biden’s health—or lack thereof—has raised eyebrows. Let’s take a brief stroll down Memory Lane:

  • The Bike Fall: In June 2022, Biden took a tumble while attempting to dismount a stationary bike. Yes, stationary. For a brief moment, it seemed like gravity itself was a MAGA supporter. The White House insisted he was “fine,” but the memes told a different story.
  • The Staircase Stumble: Air Force One stairs have been Biden’s nemesis since Day One—literally. In 2021, he tripped not once, not twice, but three times while boarding the plane. White House aides blamed it on the wind. Yes, wind. Apparently, gusts strong enough to topple a world leader went unnoticed by everyone else on the tarmac.
  • Mysterious Coughing Fits: Throughout his presidency, Biden’s speeches have been punctuated by hacking coughs. The official explanation? Allergies. The unofficial one? A reminder that even Biden’s vocal cords are protesting his policies.

The media’s lack of curiosity about Biden’s health is par for the course when it comes to protecting this administration. Remember when Trump walked cautiously down a ramp at West Point, and the press acted like he had one foot in the grave? Headlines like “Is Trump’s Health a National Security Risk?” dominated the news cycle for days. Biden, on the other hand, could show up to a press conference with a full body cast, and reporters would ask about his favorite ice cream flavor.

And what about the presidents’ physicals?

With Trump, every detail was scrutinized, from his cholesterol levels to his body mass index. Biden’s physicals, by contrast, are treated like classified documents. When the White House finally released one in 2023, it read more like a Hallmark card than a medical report. The summary? “President Biden is fit to serve.” Fit to serve what? Sure. Hamburgers at a Delaware Dairy Queen?

If Biden’s injuries are a mystery, his wild remarks are the stuff of legend. After returning from his latest vacation, he reportedly told reporters he had invented the internet, domesticated wolves, and once dated Queen Elizabeth. Somewhere, Al Gore is shaking his head, wondering how Biden managed to steal his thunder.

But the pièce de résistance was Biden’s claim that he “could have beat Trump.” This, of course, comes from the guy whose campaign strategy in 2020 involved hiding in his basement while the media and Big Tech did the heavy lifting. Beating Trump in 2024? Sure, Joe—just as soon as you win that race up the Air Force One staircase.

Biden’s injuries and antics are just one tile in the mosaic of Leftist absurdity. They’re as much a part of this administration as Kamala’s verbal gymnastics or Hunter’s “art sales” to anonymous buyers. The Democrats want you to believe they’re the party of science and competence, yet they can’t even explain why the leader of the free world looks like he just got back from Fight Club.

Of course, the real irony is that Biden’s mishaps are often overshadowed by his policies, which do far more damage than a tumble down some stairs ever could.

From inflation to the border crisis to foreign policy blunders, this administration is a masterclass in how not to run a country. But hey, at least they’ve got a handle on pronouns.

In the end, Biden’s injuries are both a metaphor and a punchline. They represent the stumbling, bumbling nature of his presidency, where the only thing less stable than the man himself is his agenda. But don’t expect the media to ask tough questions or hold him accountable. They’re too busy fact-checking Trump’s truth posts.

As for the rest of us? We’ll just keep watching the spectacle, popcorn in hand, wondering what absurdity will come next.

 

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