The following article, Trump: Love Child of Rambo and Jason Bourne, was first published on The Black Sphere.
Meet our protagonist, a man deemed a monster by Democrats, but one who instead of killing you with claws, kills you with success. When the Left calls him chaotic, they’re describing a fine-tuned weapon.
The Premise
Hostages returned, wars ended, cease‑fires negotiated, revenues pouring into the treasury … border closed … meritocracy rewarded … pride restored in the country! Spoiler alert: his chaos works.
Our foil: the Left, screaming “chaos!” even as metrics—stocks, border closures, safe cities—rise like American Eagle stock on a Trump tweet.
Trump as the Monster That Works
Trump could be described as what happens if Rambo and Jason Bourne had a baby. Public policy version of jackhammer‑diplomacy: executing deals, ending wars, returning hostages. All before 9a.
Trump represents the bad guy in the movie put in the impossible circumstance; certain death. However, he tells the bad guys, “After this, I’m going to kill you all.” Then he does it.
Generally speaking, when I see that in the movies, I chuckle to myself and think, “In real life, you’d be deader than disco; movie over.”
But in real life, Trump is THAT DUDE!
It’s not messy, it’s rehearsed. Chaos is the performance art of disruption. The economy hums, interest rates fall, jobs grow. Foreign leaders flinch when he sneezes.
The 2026 Red Wave Movie: Act II
Republicans now control all branches after 2024. Yet Democrats hold on to power via gerrymanders so twisted they could star in a horror‑comedy. Trump is the protagonist that laughs at the trap. The map is rigged—but he’s already three moves ahead.
Let’s set the stage for the 2026 Red Wave — the sequel with a bigger budget, better writing, and actual results.
Republicans currently control all three branches … But here’s the rub: Democrats are still holding key forts thanks to one of their dirtiest tools — gerrymandering.
History Context: Gerrymandering’s Evolution
Since Elbridge Gerry’s salamander‑shaped map in 1812, gerrymandering has been about politicians picking voters, not voters picking politicians. And Democrats learned to excel at it. Now that Republicans want to correct these wrongs, Democrats are complaining.
Texas is proposing a mid‑decade redraw. The much needed redistricting would produce five more GOP U.S. House seats—tactically slicing up Democratic strongholds in Austin, Houston, and Dallas.
Republicans jump-started similar efforts in Ohio and Missouri, triggering a national arms race over who gets to redraw the lines. To this I say, “To the victor go the spoils”.
The Latest Scene
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Texas Democrats fled across state lines to block quorum—prompting threats of arrests and seat removals backed by Trump and AG Paxton.
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Blue states like California and New York threaten retaliatory (and continued) redistricting, even if it means abandoning independent commissions they previously touted.
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Critics warn that this open warfare over maps resembles nothing less than an existential threat to democracy—especially minority representation in Texas, which is accused of brutal packing and cracking tactics. To this I hope Republicans agree with me and say, “Game on, Bitches!”
Our leading man moves. Democrats, cornered, resort to whining about fairness—but only after unleashing the same tactics when they controlled the map drawer.
Hypocrisy on Display, Sarcasm in Demand
If Democrats cry foul for Republican gerrymandering, yet dismantled nonpartisan commissions themselves—irony’s weight should fracture bones. And lo, they now threaten mirror‑maps in liberal states: “If they cheat, fine—we’ll cheat back.”
Trump’s arc: from chaos monster to sentient strategist, in a film where others still expect linear logic. He files taxes, ends wars, closes borders—but they call him anarchist. Yet when he operates, cities get safer; economies thrive.
Meanwhile Democrats hang their hopes on avocado toast and virtue signals, forgetting votes matter on the map—literally.
Bolstering Musings with Context
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The Texas mid‑decade redraw isn’t just a local drama—it’s the breakout scene in the national map‑war story. Reuters calls it the spark setting off a redistricting arms race.
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California’s and New York’s plan to retaliate proves one truth: once the rats smell cheese, they’ll abandon ethics for edges.
Final Act: What Republicans Should Watch
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Texas’s proposed map could push GOP from 25 to 30 of 38 seats—a seismic shift for House control in 2026.
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Other red states—Missouri, Ohio, Florida, Wisconsin—are circling for redraws too.
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Democrats are banking on lawsuits and backlash, but federal courts have abdicated enforcement, and enemies now know how to weaponize mapping like open‑world levels in GTA.
Trump is playing chess while they debate checkers. The board is redistricted, and the sequel is ready to roll.
As for that monster, well he’s now part of the family.
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